I HATE WHEN STORYLINES HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL AND THEN IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST A ONE-EPISODE THING AND NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO MENTION IT AGAIN OHMYGOD
Tell me who you ship me with
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
two kinds of people.
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
* three kinds of people.
HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?
i keep seeing the words coffee shop au without knowing what they mean. a coffee shop universe? alternate universe where there are coffee shops. friends, i have some good news for you about this universe that we live in
if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
and i approve this text post
Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat
From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code
You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops
you: blood orange
tumblr: epic lolz i get this tumblr meme
so i applied for my first job today
'hey did you do your homework?'
we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have
just a few favorite tags