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spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

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Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.
me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me: ew
dad: what?
me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me: what year was the model?
dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
me: why didn't you?
dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me: that sucks.
dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me: why not?
dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me: what was his name?
dad: john.
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Mirror: you look cute today
Camera: lol no
Instagram filters: I got you
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makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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whimsicalspecks:

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buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

 #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr

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findawaytoshine:

omg
So my four year old niece is here, right? Well, she likes playing “Sherlock” by grabbing a magnifying glass and going around the house “solving mysteries” while investigating things and such. Well she just got up close to my brother’s face with the magnifying glass and well

Brother: What are you trying to solve, Sherlock?
Niece: I see your mouth!
Brother: That’s not a mystery.
Niece: No! I’m trying to find out why it’s so loud! It doesn’t shut up!image

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